Here I'll shitpost and talk about cringe real events that happen. If the post is longer than a paragraph I'll probably link it to another page.
Jump to OldestPlushies: subject to delete soon, written under emotional duress. not added to home page.
Maine: Very intimate and depressing blog about moving back from Maine after three years.
The Revolution Will Fail: an accidental manifesto written in a mall foodcourt.
Breakfast Sandwich: I made one today :^)